This is not a pipe.
This painting is not a pipe, but an image of a pipe- a paradox out of the conventional notion that objects correspond to words and images. Surrealism at its best- "The Treachery of Images" by Rene Magritte as a backdrop. 

Our experience now may seem very surreal indeed. But also, let's name that- and dive right in to make change.

Another lens is that this is simply a pipe.

A solid 14k pipe charm. Approx 22mm long, 3.8g, solid.